Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Funny: Husbands For Sale

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HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . you may choose
any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and
love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a
strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign
reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!


SO NOT TRUE but a GOOD LAUGH!!! 

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